Apparently, I'm on Facebook. I guess I did sign up a while back and then I didn't do anything else. So if you've recently (or three months ago) requested me to be your friend, then congratulations, you found me. I haven't rejected your friendship. I just haven't fully entered into the Facebook experience. And have doubts that I ever will. But Twitter!
From the regrettably cancelled series Life:
Crews: She's 22 years old. Aren't they all on MySpace, YourSpace, FaceBook, FacePlace?
Reese: How do you know about that?
Crews: Everybody knows about that. Don't you want a whole bunch of new friends. Don't you want them all to know where you are all the time?