Saturday, May 13, 2006

"These go to eleven."

Nothing should be judged on a scale of 1 to 10. There's simply no symmetry there, no middle number to denote something that is perfectly average. 5? That's not halfway between 1 and 10 you dolt. I can accept a scale of 1 to 5 because 3 is right in the middle. As such, I can accept a scale of 0 to 10 or 1 to 9 because for those scales 5 is in the middle. Frankly, 0 to 10 is optimal and we can save 11 for really special occasions.

Now name that movie.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Well, it's clearly "Spinal Tap"